Megan, 18, badass.


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linkito:

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

Or how tampon commercials never say period, vagina, or anything other than how you can still play sports

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Sep 21, 2014
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severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

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Sep 21, 2014
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slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

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Sep 21, 2014
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novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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totallyfubar:

If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.

totallyfubar:

If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.

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Sep 21, 2014
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unclefather:

ayy lmao

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kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

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Sep 21, 2014
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bitterbites:

I want kisses and a hand around my throat.

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toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST
CAT NEST
CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.
CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

i swear the orange one was a pumpkin

brickiewang:

vonmunsterr:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST

CAT NEST

CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

i swear the orange one was a pumpkin

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

I like how there are probably a couple people who reblog this because it’s a cute and vintage-y and then the rest of us just KNOW

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

I like how there are probably a couple people who reblog this because it’s a cute and vintage-y and then the rest of us just KNOW

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Health and hygiene before modern times

EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?

EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?


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smitey-mcsmiterton:

satanhasthephonebox:

Okay I’m sorry.

I’m really really sorry.

But.

I think Jared should get a trim.

Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.

But just a trim.

A trim.

A trim.

But seriously this has gone on long enough.  There should be an intervention episode.

“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”

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After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic,
Please come to the gate immediately.

Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress,
Just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly.
Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her
Problem? we told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she
Did this.

I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly.
Shu dow-a, shu- biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick,
Sho bit se-wee?

The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used—
She stopped crying.

She thought our flight had been canceled entirely.
She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the
Following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late,

Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him.
We called her son and I spoke with him in English.
I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and
Would ride next to her—Southwest.

She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it.

Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and
Found out of course they had ten shared friends.

Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian
Poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours.

She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering
Questions.

She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered
Sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—
And was offering them to all the women at the gate.

To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a
Sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California,
The lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same
Powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies.

And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers—
Non-alcoholic—and the two little girls for our flight, one African
American, one Mexican American—ran around serving us all apple juice
And lemonade and they were covered with powdered sugar too.

And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands—
Had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing,

With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always
Carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.

And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought,
This is the world I want to live in. The shared world.

Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped
—has seemed apprehensive about any other person.

They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too.
This can still happen anywhere.

Not everything is lost.

Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be.  (via oliviacirce)

When I lose hope in the world, I remember this poem.

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Tears.

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